4PG015 - C.J. Hill

Here we have an artists rendering of Admiral Soggyfoot’s famous warship, the Golden Cross. During the Orbital Incursions the fight for high ground found its way to space. Satellites were a frequent target, and colossal gun ships were built to patrol and engage on the high seas of the planet’s outer atmosphere. The Golden Cross was the largest warship of the age, with twelve gargantuan dark matter cannons. It was purportedly plated in gold as a blinding tactic, becoming a reflector of the sun; however, many believed it was purely Admiral Soggyfoot’s vanity that led to the extravagant feature. For years the ship vigilantly watched over traffic amongst the satellites until it was atmospherically sunk and incinerated by the equally famous warship, the Carrojump Hill. Eventually the League of Bunnies realized the error of such a costly conflict and called for a ceasefire. All defense funding was then redirected to carrots and led to the Age of Plenty, which of course led to the Age of Obesity.